Halloween Blog Hop: Tricks and Treats!

What differentiates a cat from a comma? 

Answer: A cat has claws at the end of its paws while a comma denotes a pause at the end of a clause!

Happy Halloween!  I'm thrilled to participate in the Bewitching Trick -or-Treat blog hop.  And just because I can... I'm giving away your choice of my books in pdf format from the list at the right to five people.

How do you win?

Well, therein lies the trick.

Leave me a little joke... a bit of Halloween humor... and I'll choose winners from the tricksters by random number draw.

Oh- and um... leave me some way to contact you, huh?  Email, FB, twitter... whatever... if you win, I need to reach you!

Who else is Trick or Treating with us?

Drea Becraft * Lee Brazil * Avril Ashton * Kellie Kamryn * Elizabeth Black * Lee Ann Sontheimer Murphy * Lacie Nation * JoAnne Kenrick * Daisy Dunn * Cassandre Dayne * Jessica E Subject *Sara York * Wendy Smith * Anne Holly * Lucy Felthouse * Kiki Howell * Julie Lynn Hayes * J.S. Wayne * Robin Badillo * Karen Erickson * Cari Quinn * Mahalia Levey * Dawn’s Reading Nook *Raine Delight * D.B. Moon * Kay Springsteen * Jillian Chantal * Cindy Jacks * Ashley Lucas * Rose Anderson * Eden Gleen * Beth Barany * D. Renee Bagby * S.L. Danielson * Ella Jade * Elizabeth Morgan * Rawiya & BL * Jean Joachim * Jambrea Jo Jones * Trinity Blacio * Debra Dennis *Natasha Blackthorne * S.J. Frost * Jaime Samms * Tabitha Shay * Sandra Sookoo * Kristyn Nicols *Roz Lee * Billi Jean * Dyanne Davis * Kharisma Rhayne * Erotic Diaries * Fiona McGier * Pender Mackie * Lily Sawyer * Roxanne Rhoads * Jodi Redford * Angel Martinez * Mary Absire * Sandy Sullivan * Kaily Hart * Dakota Trace * Lindsay Klug * Marie Rose Dufour * Stephanie Beck * Cara Bristol * B.A. Tortuga * Nicole Morgan * Missy Lyons * Secret Cravings Publishing * Marie Sexton * W. Lynn Chantale * Gabrielle Bisset * Karenna Colcroft * Lia Fairchild * Naughty Between The Stacks * Lelani Black * Wendi Zwaduk * Megan Slayers * Karen Marie Nutt * Kinley Baker * Paty Jager * Katherine Kingston * Beth D Carter * E. Jaime * Elizabeth Noble * Sarah Makela * Gracen Miller * Kerry Adrienne * Staci Brush * Cynthia Arsuaga *  Kelly L Lee * Melisse Aires * L.K. Below * Selena Kitt * Ana Hart * Naughty Nights Press * Kianna Alexander * Ami Blackwelder * Gabrielle Evans * Lila Munro * Lisa Beth Darling

WOW!  You are going to be busy busy little tricksters, aren't you?  Have fun!


  1. How about an oldie but a goodie :)

    Knock, Knock.
    Who's there? Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive Halloween!

    My young nieces and nephews have loads of these!


  2. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

    No, they eat the fingers separately...

    Terrible, I know, but it's early and I had a horrific night's sleep!

    lucy at lucyfelthouse dot co dot uk

  3. Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex

    10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

    9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again.

    8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.

    7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you.

    6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else, you already are.

    5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months.

    4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're kinky.

    3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

    2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.

    1. If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more!

    Keep getting this stuff in my emails from my friends, this is my fav!!


  4. All I got is from my kids (who got it from my brother; it was his favorite when he was 6): Why do vampires drink blood?

    A: Because root beer makes them burp!

    (Apparently, you have to say it with the pseudo-Transylvanian accent, and show proper enthusiasm for the answer, to tell it correctly. A belch at the end helps, too. Or, y'know...being a small boy.)

    tracykitn AT yahoo DOT com

  5. Halloween is not big here in Oz, but some jokes manage to come DownUnder...

    Q: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

    A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend!


  6. Happy Halloween, thanks for having this contest. can't think of any jokes but this year i did make for the grandsons a black spider, spiderweb and a ghost they can hang up outside to entice the treeters to goto their house.


  7. Umm... why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?

    Because it had no guts.



  8. Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
    To improve his bite...

  9. Did you hear what happened to the boy & girl vampires?

    They loved in vein


  10. Q. What's a monster's favorite play?
    A. Romeo and Gouliet

    Happy Halloween!

    skpetal AT hotmail DOT com

  11. Why was the vampire's face white?
    Because he got the living-daylight sucked out of him.


  12. No jokes, but I did write a limerick for another blog hop entry that I'll share.

    I once met a zombie named Clyde
    Who had very recently died
    Not your average ghoul
    He’s really quite cool
    As long as you’re not his new bride.

    drainbamaged.gyzmo at gmail.com

  13. Hello all I have is a question that I laughed at. Why is it that when washing our hair we always end up with soap in our mouths, when we have so much experience? You would think at the age of 48 one would learn to keep mouth shut!
    Happy Halloween!
    Trinity Blacio

  14. Happy Halloween, Lee! Please forgive me if this one is corny and sucky, LOL.

    Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton?
    A. Napoleon Bone-Apart

    beatrice.g.tan [at] gmail [dot] com

  15. Hi, Lee. Trick or treat.

    A little boy goes trick or treating dressed as a pirate. A lady says, "What a cute pirate, but where are your buccaneers?"

    The little boy replies, "On each side of my buccan head."


  16. Hi Lee!

    Since I've worked in the medical field for many years...

    Q: What is a Vampire's favourite fast food?
    A: A guy with very high blood pressure!


  17. Alright, this joke is sooooo old.

    Why didn't the witch have any children?
    Because her husband had a hollow weenie.


  18. LOL!! Love the jokes guys!! Ok here are mine! What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? Ghoul-aid!!!

    What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? Wrap!!!!!

  19. What do vegetarian zombies eat?

  20. LMAO GRAINs hehe LOVE IT

    Where do fasionable ghosts shop for sheets?
    At bootiques...

  21. How do you make Holy Water?

    Boil the hell out of it!!!! BWAHAHAHA!

    I like it

    sstogner1 at gmail dot com

  22. Hmm...okay I had to look one up:

    Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
    A. You suck!

    Of course, when I think of "sucking" I'm thinking on a whole different level!

    Happy Halloween, Lee ^.^


  23. This jokes comes courtesy of my 7 yr old daughter LOL. (I couldn't think of any)

    What goes "ha ha ha ha THUD"?
    A monster laughing his head off.

    Thanks for the chance to win.
    JenniferSmith.ga (at) gmail.com

  24. How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

    They paint the town dead!

    Sarah S


  25. well i do not now any joke but i can tell you story i live in mo and we have a lot of house that have spirits in them the one house i move in to and was cold all the time well i went to investagate and sure enought a mom and daughter died in the house and they live with us for while i did not know another one came with us when we moved they used to fight all the time over the baby and my bears well they would throw video at people and when we move out of the house they chased 3 family out they put snake in the house and burn the couch up the women did not want them in the house so the owner bought the hosue back and tore it down but before he did he had to put plaque up for the 3 ladies

  26. I am very new to the reality of being published, and this is my first blog hop. I guess you could say I'm as nervous as a vampire in a dentist's chair.

  27. Oh man, cheesy jokes! I -love- cheesy jokes!

    What do you call a skeleton who tells jokes?

    A funny bone!

    What kind of dog does Dracula have?

    A blood hound!

    What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he crossed the mind of a goldfish with the body of a dog?

    I don't know, but it's great at chasing submarines!

    And finally, how did a ghost begin his letters?

    Tomb it may concern...


  28. LOL.. Loving the jokes..

    Heard this the other day, and got a kick..

    a couple of monsters went to a party.
    Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?”
    “Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”

  29. Q. What's a Vampire's least favourate song?
    A. Another one bites the dust!

    Thanks for the giveaway!

    beckerjo at verizon dot net

  30. How come a ghost can't lie?
    Cause you can see right through them.

    Thanks for the giveaway! Gloria

    geschumann at live dot com

  31. Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!


  32. I'm not much big into jokes but that dust one was good. Here's one that I thought wasn't too bad-
    Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire?
    A. He was all bite and no bark.

    jessangil at gmail dot com
    -Jessica B


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