A Kitty, A Bear, and a Good Book
* crawls across the bed*
*pauses* Hmmmm....This poses
quite a dilemma. Do I curl up with the
bear or the kitty? In the middle? On the left or the right? Havan? What do you
think?
(Havan)*looks
at my muse pointedly* Oh you know my answer to that question *criss crosses at
foot of bed and opens my arms to Lee*
*nods* You're absolutely right. *grabs a pillow and tosses it to the
foot of the bed* The view is awesome from down here. *snuggles up and puts my head in Havan's
lap* Important things first, are these
sheets silk or cotton?
(Talon) 450count
cotton, *scowls* wow and you brought Havan too? Oh yeah forgot… handcuffed. Its’a
getting a little crowded in here Bear.
(Tom) Good
think we got the California King then huh?
And Egyptian cotton totally absorbs everything.
(Princess) Move over Tom. *crawls in next to her brother and Tom* He forgets
Talon is a package deal sometimes.
(Talon) This
here is my twin sister Princess, *hugs her*
(Havan)*Hello...this is the most gorgeous
filled bed I've ever seen!
Of course I brought Havan...Hey now, Havan! That doesn't mean stop
petting me!
(Havan)*plays with Lee's hair* Never happen
*kisses*
Hello, Princess. So pleased to meet you. This is really
cozy...who's...um...Hey! That's my foot!
*gulps* So...interview... questions... what was I supposed to...Havan!
*psst- whispers* These two are so sexy...the visuals are distracting me. What's
the next question? Oh, yeah... Right.
(Havan)*tugs on Lee's ear*
OW! Was that really necessary?
Yes, dear. *rubs head* What are you wearing?
(Talon) Stop
it *smacks Tom’s hand away* I was wearing these really cool and uber comfy
bright neon yellow-n-white boxer briefs by ‘Get me off” but dammit Tom keeps
yanking them down around my thighs. Go pull on Lee’s shorts awhile… WAIT
scratch that, *scowls*
(Havan)*growls*
(Tom) I
think Lee and Havan would be happy to be nice to me. Although you do look really good in that
color. Come sit in my lap and I promise no more yanking. On the underwear. For
now.
(Princess) *Rolls her eyes* they’re
always going at each other
*eyes widen* This is so much better than that interview where Talon
made me watch porn....Ouch! Quit pulling my hair!
(Havan)*Oops...sorry honey...totally on
accident *giggles and twirls Lee's hair in my fingers again*
What are we snacking on in bed while we read tonight?
(Talon) I
don’t know but I don’t think that what I had was nearly as good at what you and
Havan are eating right now… No Tom, I don’t count as a snack…
(Tom) I
happen to know what my kitty likes. And don’t be vulgar, I am a gentleman. Red
grapes. Pu Pu platter from that little Chinese place down the street. And
Mountain Dew for my boy.
*aside to Havan* Were we eating?
(Havan)*shrugs and eyes our guests* I can't
remember what I had an appetite for before...um...
I think I forgot to chew.
They're so pretty together. If I open this nightstand drawer, what will
I find?
(Talon) *slaps
hand over my eyes* I can’t look… *slaps other hand over Havan’s eyes* she’s not
allowed to look.
(Havan) Hey!
(Tom) Oh please! *opens drawer* An e-reader. Pens and pencils and paper. A
dreamcatcher. And a little teddy bear to keep him company when I’m not here.
(Talon) *peeks
then scowls* You hid the paddle again?
(Tom) *slow
evil grin* Oh, you'll be seeing it soon enough...
I think
the dogs are due a new chew toy
(Princess) See what I mean?
(Havan) So am I really the only one who has
golf balls in my nightstand drawer? Huh...go figure...
*eye roll* Please. Have you seen Havan's bag? There's no way you could
fit anything in that drawer she hasn't already seen, bought in three colors,
and used ingeniously.
(Havan) *blushes* Okay Lee...not everyone knows
about the cookie cutters and pastry bag incident...
Unless it’s a Cordon Bleu cook book.
(Havan) Hey! *sighs* No...that's fair...
Why is there no tequila in there? I could really use a nice icy shot of
tequila right now. Do you roll up in the blankets like a burrito, or kick the
covers off during the night?
(Talon) I
just kick my feet out... but have you ever slept with a Bear? There is no
kicking them off… I said kicking not getting... down Bear!
(Tom) He’s
a cover hog. But he generates heat like nobody’s business, so we manage.
(Talon) *grin*
(Princess) It never ends between these too and I have to live with this.
*snickers* Nice...Can I put my cold feet on your calves to warm them
up?
(Talon) I was gonna do that
to you?
(Havan)*Excuse me?!?!
Are you insane? No freaking way will you get away with that.
Havan)**growls*
(Talon) Who’s
gonna warm up my feet? Is Havan any good at foot rubs?
(Havan)* I love rubbing my muse's...feet
*smiles sweetly*
(Tom) *Growls* Talon.
That’s one. Keep it up and you won’t be sitting down tomorrow.
(Princess) *snort*
Havan is very good at everything she does...too bad for you.
(Havan)*awwww...love my muse! *kisses* Talon...don't
make me pull out the catnip...my muse has never complained about me...
What are we reading?
(Talon) Talon and the three
bears… once upon a …
(Princess) *takes away the three bears stories and hands her brother the correct
book*
(Talon)
wrong book…
(Tom) Three
bears? Does that mean I get three kitties? We will definitely need a bigger bed
now.
Wait...before we read...three bears, + three kitties + one twin + Me +
Havan = one heck of a big bed. Is there
even a word for that? *closes eyes & snuggles into Havan*
(Havan)*holds my muse and hums happily*
Go on...read me a story.
A new life on the Quantum Transport
Research Project is what Raffe Landau is hoping for, what he found was a lover
with a rare and similar condition of mutation that makes everyone else
untouchable. But there’s a reason the space station has laws that forbid anyone
touching either of the TorinLee twins and when they’re attacked, Raffe knows
he’s to blame. But the only way to protect the young man he’s fallen in love
with is to stop touching him.
Torin has ever known human touch. That is
until Raffe came along and it’s not just the touch. Raffe makes him feel things
he never knew existed. So when Raffe pulls away, not only does he not
understand, it’s not allowed. Raffe’s about to find out that what Torin wants
Torin gets.
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What a pleasure to share a bed with you and Havan, Lee. You see what I have to put up with now???
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My bed suddenly feels so empty.
ReplyDeleteOMG, you guys and gals are too funny. But wow, what a full bed.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! What a hilarious interview! The story sounds intriguing... all the best with it!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Emma. Did you hear the echo? Great post, very funny.
ReplyDelete*pouting here* Maybe I should go to Emma's house...
ReplyDeleteVery fun interview, and nice to meet you Princess!
Loved it and nice to meet you Princess. I am off to Emma's bed...there is more room there. LOL
ReplyDeleteWow! How did one of you not fall out of the bed? Great interview! And yes, definitely nice to meet you Princess
ReplyDeleteThere wasn't enough room for me to lay down...I had to sit at the end...but it gave me movability...hehe :)
ReplyDelete*eyes bed full of gorgeous people and stifles a laugh* This is awesome! Is is okay to say I've fallen passionately in love with all of you? You're outrageous! I love that.
ReplyDeletedont even let Havan fool you she was down there so she could peek up my shorts and oggle over my falangadang
ReplyDeleteAnd I appreciate how you kept your legs to make it easier for me...*winks*
DeleteHilarious! Just bloody hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteThat was awesome!
ReplyDelete*pouts* I feel left out in the cold :(
ReplyDeleteYou were so not left out either...we just kept you super busy baby...you weren't able to talk *blushes* oh yeah...<3
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