Crawl in Bed With Em Woods

Crawling into Bed With Em Woods
*giggles* and their muses … hehe

Lee - *crawls across bed to rest head on pillows and snuggle*  Important things first, are these sheets silk or cotton?
Em- *snuggles down deep, tugs Lee closer* Cotton, for sure. I’m a pushover for softies.
Havan- *watches through the window … grabs James arm*  oh no … are you seeing this?  You were so right – they are up to something without us!  That's so against the rules in the Muse-ship Handbook we wrote for them!
JR- *cringes at the twigs snapping under mine and Havan's boots* Shhh...let's just see what happens. 

Lee- MMMhmmm.... me too.  Warm and soft...hey! Sheets are like hearts... So, what are you wearing?
Em- *lifts covers and peeks under* My Victoria Secret PJ bottoms and a white t-shirt. *looks up at chuckling Lee* What?
Havan- *gasps and whispers*  Your muse is trying to show my muse her goodies!  James – those are your goodies in there!  I've got Lee's goodies out here!  *bites trembling lip*
JR- *whispers back* My muse would never share her goodies. *gasp* Lee's about to flop right outta his pajama bottoms though. *licks lips*  

Lee- Sorry, was I laughing?  I like that you couldn’t remember...I've got my flannel pj's...I might have to ditch the shirt, depending on how hot things are going to get in here.  I mean...how hot your excerpt is, of course. *blushes* What are we snacking on in bed while we read tonight?
Em- *gasps* no snacking in bed, Lee! Do you know what kind of crumbs that makes?! Now, if we were snuggled up on the couch, we’d be drinking coffee and snacking on goldfish.  Don’t judge me.
Havan- You keep that shirt on!  humph – I would let him eat anything he wants in my bed!  nanner nanner on the Goddess … ouch! *rubs arm where James slapped it*  I said it with love of course
JR- Let's just assume my muse is concerned about the crunchy things. *thinks about organic garlic dog biscuits* 
Lee- No snacks in bed?  But...sheets are meant to be washed...How about if I clean up the crumbs?  No? welll...okay then.  *looks around* If I open this nightstand drawer, what will I find?

Havan- Oh halibut no – he is NOT going in her drawers!!!  *whines*  James!!!  We have to stop this!  How do you get in?
Em- *blushes* my underwear….and…maybe some lube. *ahem*
JR- *looks over at Havan* What the hell? Did you hear that? Oh, hell no... *sighs heavily with one hand on hip*. This is not gonna happen on my shift.  

Lee- Maybe?  Em- you've been writing erotica for ages- you know there has to be lube in every night stand drawer! Between the couch cushions, under the pillows? *shakes head*  Do you roll up in the blankets like a burrito, or kick the covers off during the night?
Em- Omigosh…burrito. I freeze!
Havan- My muse is NOT going to be the one keeping you warm!  *pushes James toward window*  go warm her up …
JR- Havan, be careful. Please? *Points* Look! Your muse has that grin on his face. Mm-hhmm. I've seen that look before. He's happier than a tick in a bucket of blood. *slithers through the window and onto the floor*

Lee- Me too.  Dang.  We need some of those toasty warm people I'm always reading about.  *pouts* I forgot my wool socks.  Can I put my cold feet on your calves to warm them up?
Em- *narrows eyes at Lee*
Havan- Not his feet!  *starts crawling through window chanting*  ME ME ME *falls to floor by bed ... scrambles to stand* … you put yourself on me to warm up!  *stops and looks at my muse and the Goddess staring at James and me* … um … that didn't exactly come out right, maybe?
JR- *narrows eyes at Em*
Em- *grins at my muse, scoots over and holds out hand* My muse! C'mere, darlin'...

Lee- *raises brows* Havan? Were you lurking in the shrubbery? *smiles and pats the bed*  Havan, doll, Muse o'mine,  Em and I are reading together tonight.  Crawl on up here with us and give this story a listen.
Havan- *climbs on bed … maneuvers my muse away from James's muse and crawls on his lap and wraps his arms around me*  ooooh … the Goddess is gonna tell us a story?  Well why didn't you say so?  I know you just lost our invitations to your get together in the snail mail or something, right? *mumbles about putting in those security cameras Jade is always talking about*
JR- *Slips into bed and snuggles up to my muse, flashes a glance at Havan and snickers with a wink* 

Lee- *chuckles*  Well, now I'm sure we'll all be plenty warm.  And, Havan- I'm sure there's things that go on in this room that Em would not want on Jade's cameras.  *hastily adds* Not with me! On to the subject at hand before I get myself in more hot water here.  Sure we can't have some tequila at least in here Em?
Em- *shakes head* Nada. Sorry.
Lee- No? Well, in that case... What are we reading?
Em- Aside from Hank Edwards’ Fluffers Inc and Stephanie Hecht’s The Lost Shifters…how staid is this going to sound? I have Anton Chekhov’s Short Stories at the top of my TBR pile right now… *grin* I love him. But how can I waste this opportunity to talk about Jack’s Way?
JR- *puts hand on chest and releases a happy sigh* I love Jack's Way.  

Lee- *bounces on the bed*  Jack's way?  OOOH! I want the spin off story about the guy in the bar...oh, sorry... pray go on.
Havan- *nods emphatically*  Yeah!  What Lee said!!!!
Em- Oh he'll get his turn soon enough. *laughing* But today is about these two.
Jade- *pulling on Hank's hand* come on Hank hurry up!! I told you, I've seen it on the camera I put at Em's place! they're having a party without us!!
Hank - Wait! I need to get my Spongebob sleep pants! Oh, and this bag of lotions. Don't look at me like that: It's getting colder, dry skin happens!
Em- Ben and Jack are two of my favorites. You can get it in the anthology Saddle Up ‘N Ride, or by itself… in audio for anyone who would like to listen to a good book when you’re all snuggled up tight with Lee Brazil…oh, wait. That’s just...*looks around*...us. *grin*
JR- *nuzzles into my muse's neck and whispers* I like Joan. Love me some Joan. But, I cannot deny. I'd saddle up and ride Ben and Jack any day of the week *grin*.  
Lee- *mutters*
Havan- *pats my muse's hand and leans into him … sighing in contentment and listening to our Goddess's perfect voice* 
Em- *grins as Hank and Jade slip in the door to join us* Now we're all set. Let's begin...


pulled his shirt over his head, tossed it into the hamper by the bathroom door in his room, then stepped out of his jeans and boots. He stared expectantly at Ben, eyed his clothes.
Ben smiled as he rounded Jack, skimming his fingers in his wake. “Amazing.”
Jack hissed when Ben brushed across his cock, moaned when Ben trailed his fingers along the crack of his ass. God, he wanted him in both places at once.
“Want me, Jack?”
“Need me?”
Jack hesitated.
Ben’s hand vanished. “Jack.”
“Mmm.” His stomach pitched at the thought of giving up that piece of himself.
“Do. You. Need. Me?”
Jack clenched his teeth, his breath hissed out between them. “Yes.”
Ben steered Jack to the desk opposite the bed. “Brace yourself.”
Jack leant forward, placing both hands on the cool surface, feeling the scratches and grooves in the old wooden desk his grandfather had built. “Ben.”
His lover’s chuckle came from closer to the floor and the puff of air as he blew on Jack’s ass caught him off guard, almost sending him to his knees. Just barely, he held himself up, arching for a real touch from the man crouched behind him.

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  1. What a great interview! Y'all are such a laugh riot. I love it...and BTW Jack's Way is definitely my favorite Em Woods book :) Hope you all have a wonderful holiday.

  2. I think y'all could write a story just on what goes on in that bed! Too funny.
    Also I LOVED Jack's Way. I have it on pdf and audio.

    Group hug,Stacia

  3. Loved the interview and excerpt :) Thanks!


  4. *grins* I love this interview the best. LOL. What a hoot to do with my most awesome SO family!

    Thanks to Christy, Stacia & Erika...Jack's Way is my favorite too. And keep your eyes peeled...Matthew (the vet) will be getting his sometime this coming year!

  5. HIlarious! another great post Lee! and Havan and Em, and James... LOL

  6. What a great interview and lovely excerpt!

  7. Oh - I do love when I get to play in a big bed with my Story Orgy family! hehe

    Awesome interview Em! <3


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