You're Not Going to
Believe Me
"You're probably wondering why I'm sitting here."
"No." He loosened his tie and hung it on the rack.
"Naked." My
cheeks burned.
He ignored me.
This wasn't going to work.
I could tell. I went with plan B.
"I thought it would be sexy."
One neat black brow rose. He looked pointedly at my jeans
and t-shirt on the bed.
"Ummm...there was a flood?"
Both brows lowered darkly.
"Fine. There's a spider on my shirt. I saw it when I
got out of the shower."
"How many hours you been up there, waiting for me to kill
that spider, Devon ?"
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LOL, oh my gosh, that is too funny. I love it.
ReplyDeleteLOL that was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteLove your take Lee!
Hey! Spiders are a serious problem...I'd stay up there the rest of the night if I had to! lol Love this honey! <3
ReplyDeleteAnd that right there, is me :)
ReplyDeleteOh Poor poor Devon!! I so understand what he's been through!!!
ReplyDeleteVery funny!
How long has he been waiting? Very funny Lee!
ReplyDeleteHa! very funny, can just see him waiting for the spider to go!
ReplyDeleteOh so funny, love it!
ReplyDeleteOh, how very cute and such a funny twist at the end, Lee. I just loved this fun poke at men:) xo
ReplyDeleteI would be waiting for him to kill the spider, too! LOL. Great piece, Lee, full of expectation and a nice surprie. Well written, too.
ReplyDeleteThat is fantastic - I'm rolling here.
ReplyDeleteThis is cute, it similar to Yvonne's story about the boyfriend who thought he saw a rat. Well, I hate spiders and rats too, but he deserves a spanking. Lee, well done.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! Lee that was hilarious! I don't blame him. I'm the same way about spiders. What cracked me up was that he was trying to come up lame reasons why he was sitting on the table naked. Too funny. You never cease to entertain me my friend.
ReplyDeleteI can relate to the fear of spiders Lee. Great post! Loved it and thanks for the chuckle
ReplyDeleteLol! This is great! I hate spiders too!
ReplyDeleteToo funny, Lee. You crack me up. Excellent post!
ReplyDeleteOMG -- I can barely type from laughing! Fabulous FFF!
ReplyDeleteGreat job!!
ReplyDeleteThis reminded me of my ex, Lee! *LFMAO* Is he just arachnophobic or is he afraid of all creepy-crawlies? Great one!
ReplyDeleteI love the subtle facial expressions on his lover and his nonchalant attitude, too. ;)
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