Important things first, are these sheets silk or cotton?
Egyptian Cotton baby!!
What are you wearing?
Oh, my bad. Was I supposed to be wearing something?
What are we snacking on in bed while we read tonight?
If I open this nightstand drawer, what will I find?
No! Don’t open that — Dammit now you done found my fur lined cuffs. C’mere Lee, let’s see if purple and silver are your color J
Do you roll up in the blankets like a burrito, or kick the covers off during the night?
My engine runs hot, so the blankets always end up on the floor at the end of the bed.
Can I put my cold feet on your calves to warm them up?
Oh yeah, I’ll be your heating pad!!
What are we reading?
Masters & Boyd